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Name: The Unfocused Twins
Location: Los Angeles, California, United States
Gender: Female
Interests: PATTY: picking nose and tripping in front of large crouds.
MELISSA: being beautiful (HEHEHE, I don't even buy that!) Melissa's real hobbies include nose picking, butt scratching and doing the bend n'snap move.
Expertise: WOW!! TOO MANY....ummm.....sleeping! That one we are both good at. Eating? Somewhat alright. WATCHING TV. Now that is the one area where we are both queens of....you kinda know when you watch too much tv when you start quoting tv in everyday life and constantly refering to everyday events to something that happened on "Friends" "Conan O'Brien" or some weird Made-for-Tv Movie that was on at like 2:35 in the morn on a Sun about a doctor that reconstructs this girls face to resemble that of his dead wife. Yup!
Occupation: Student
Message: message me
Member Since:
4/8/2003
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| Joke time! A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis, her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y. Shortly after the couple was married and they were honeymooning in Jamaica, the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis.
The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?"
The Jamaican replied, "No, Mon that says, 'Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice Day'". | | |
| As requested, an encore: I wanted to use pink to write this update. | | |
| I wanted to use pink to write this update. | | |
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